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I AM THE INTIMIDATOR

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Swamp Slime Seriously fun album, great variety of ripping metal fire and approaching the story of Dale like a mythical champion is a great theme that allows for some surprising pathos and glory.

BREAK THESE CHAINS OFF OF MY HEART
WRAP THEM AROUND MY NECK
HANG ME FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
SO THAT THEY KNOW
I DIED FOR THEM
I'D DO IT AGAIN
I WIELD THE NUMBER OF GOLD Favorite track: I AM THE INTIMIDATOR.

bassrat420 This album is *Fun* with a capital F and that's for *fast as fuck* brother, hell yeah. Favorite track: EAT MY SMOKE.

metalhead1982 If someone told me I’d be bricked up over a Dale Earnhardt concept I’d slap their lying mouth, and then immediately apologize because I am in fact hard as a horseshoe over this tape. This is deadly serious business and a sure fire cure for hesitation or cowardice. Favorite track: GASOLINE.

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	GASOLINE 00:00 / 04:20

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MADE TO ORDER, I DUPLICATE THESE MYSELF AND THEY SOUND AWFUL AND LOOK TERRIBLE BUT WILL BE WORTH MONEY IN LIKE 10 YEARS AFTER I'M THROWN IN PRISON FOR IDENTITY THEFT

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THS IS THE ALBUM EXCEPT IT'S ON A PHYSICAL CD. GO ULTRA FAST IN YOUR GEO METRO WITH THIS CD THAT'S INSIDE OF A SHRINK WRAPPED SLIP CASE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE RECORD AT ALL, EXCEPT FOR THE STICKERS AND CARD THAT COMES WITH IT

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I MANAGED TO CONVINCE A VERY RICH IRANIAN INVESTOR TO HAVE THESE MADE AS LONG AS I WRITE A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT LALEH SEDDIGH BUT TBH I'D RATHER JUST GHOST HIM

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-MY BUSINESS CARD
-IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR INSTAGRAM HANDLE I WILL SEND YOU A VIDEO GREETING OF ME EITHER THANKING YOU OR TELLING YOU TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER

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SUN'S STILL OUT, GUNS STILL OUT

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PRINTED VERY LOCALLY IN PORTLAND OREGON BY MUNCHKIN KING AND BY VERY LOCALLY I MEAN LIKE 3 BLOCKS FROM MY WORK SPACE.

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1.	NO REGRETS 02:34	info
2.	GASOLINE 04:20	lyrics
BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME WHEN THIS TANK IS FULL I AIN'T NEVER COMING BACK FUCK YOU BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T KNOW NOBODY THAT CAN BREATHE MY SMOKE YOU CAN WATCH THEM TRY THEY'LL PLAY IT COOL HUFFING ON THE GROUND DEEP INSIDE THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T HANG, YEAH BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER BREAK THESE CHAINS OFF OF MY HEART WRAP THEM AROUND MY NECK HANG ME FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE SO THAT THEY KNOW I DIED FOR THEM I'D DO IT AGAIN I WIELD THE NUMBER OF GOLD I WIELD THE NUMBER OF GOLD NO ONE CAN STOP A HEART THAT IS GROWING OLD MY WILL TAKES ME TO UNDERSTAND DEATH CLOSE ENOUGH TO TASTE ITS FINAL BREATH BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER
3.	EAT MY SMOKE 04:45	info
4.	I AM THE INTIMIDATOR 06:39	lyrics
THE DARKNESS HAS MY NUMBER BETTER ANSWER THE CALL WITH SEASONS COME THE SLUMBER THIS GAIT TURNS TO A CRAWL I INCH WITH TIME ON TRACK WITH DIVINE STEADY COMES WITH A PAIR AT HORDES I STARE MAKE PEACE WITH DESPAIR AND RISK IT ALL TO GET TO THE FINISH LINE --- THE DARKNESS IS RECEDING WITH THIS ULTIMATE DEVICE NO MATTER WHAT DESTRUCTION MY ATTEMPT WILL SUFFICE! I MAY TRIP, BUT I CAN'T FALL I WONT SIT IN DEMISE THE DARKNESS IS MISLEADING AND YOU CAN BET THAT ON BOTH OF OUR LIVES --- THERE'S NO REASON WHY NO FREEDOM FROM NOTHING CHOICES THAT DIVIDE WHEN DO I TURN? WHERE DO I LOOK? WHERE IS THE SIGN? WHERE IS THE HOOK? WHERE IS THE SAGA? WHERE IS DESIRE? I AM THE INTIMIDATOR!
5.	I AM HERE...NOW 06:08	lyrics
IT SUCKS YOU IN HALF ALIVE THE WATCHFUL EYES OF THE SATELLITES THEY FEED YOU LEAD TO HELP YOU BOIL AND MAKE THE SNAKE UNFURL IT'S COIL EVERY DISTANT VOICE THAT COMES FROM THE BLEACHERS I HEAR EVERY SINGLE ONE I'VE GOT TO MAKE MY RUN AND GO AS FAST AS I CAN RUSHING THROUGH MY VEINS ARE DECISIONS EVERY MEMORY IS GONE NOW I AM HERE NOW AND NOWHERE ELSE I'LL GRAB A SLAB OF CONCRETE AND I'LL COOK IT UP AND EAT IT LIKE A REAL MAN TAKE A NUMBER PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER PLEASE WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ANOTHER PIECE OF MY HEART MY SPIRIT'S MOVED ON TO A DISTANT SUN LOOK TOWARD THE SKIES AND YOU WILL KNOW BEHIND THE MIND'S EYE IS A MOUNTAIN AND A ROLLING VALLEY AND YOU MUST CLIMB TO FIND THE SELF I'LL GRAB A SLAB OF CONCRETE AND I'LL COOK IT UP AND EAT IT LIKE A REAL MAN
6.	CRYING FROM THE ABYSS 06:16	lyrics
(IN THE RIVER OF TIME) THERE LIES A WISH (NO RANK AND NO FILE) SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS (LIVING TO WIN) I ALWAYS HIT I DONT MISS (EVEN THOUGH MY HEART) IS CRYING FROM THE ABYSS CRYING FROM THE ABYSS YOU'LL HEAR IT AND YOU WILL KNOW THROUGH THE DISTANCE I SEE IT A WRINKLE THROUGH TIME I CAN FEEL IT A RELAPSE OF THE BEAST INSIDE IF YOU KNOW IT DONT SHOW IT TRY TO STAY ALIVE OTHERWISE YOU CAN OWN IT AND LOAN IT TO YOUR PIT CREW THROUGH THE DISTANCE I SEE IT A WRINKLE THRU TIME I CAN FEEL IT A RELAPSE OF THE BEAST INSIDE FOR A MOMENT I COULD FIND SOLACE IN THE FIRE, YEAH SO CLOSE I COULD BREATHE IT UNOBTAINABLE DESIRE WITHIN MY GRIP DOWNTRODDEN BY THE RAIN THE CLOUDS SO OPPRESSIVE MY VERY BEING IS IN DISTRESS HOW AM I TO CARRY ON? FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE (DEATH!) DATE WITH DISASTER (DEATH!) IT'S THE END OF THE LINE (DEATH!) DON'T TRY TO SAVE ME (IT'S DO OR DIE!) I DON'T TRY I DON'T TRY I DO MY WILL IS MY DESTINY SO DON'T YOU DARE GET IN MY WAY ---- THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THE EBB AND FLOW OF MASTERY THEY OUGHTA KNOW THIS AIN'T A SHOW MY HOME IS HERE BUT FOR A MOMENT I COULD FIND SOLACE IN THE FIRE YEAH I BREATHE IN SMOKE LIKE GLASS IT CUTS AND BECOMES ONE WITH ME ---- YOU'LL HEAR IT AND YOU WILL KNOW THROUGH THE DISTANCE I SEE IT A WRINKLE THROUGH TIME I CAN FEEL IT A RELAPSE OF THE BEAST INSIDE IF YOU KNOW IT DON'T SHOW IT TRY TO STAY ALIVE OTHERWISE YOU CAN OWN IT AND LOAN IT TO YOUR PIT CREW

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released March 8, 2024

EVERYTHING WRITTEN/RECORDED/PERFORMED/MIXED/MASTERED BY ANDREW STROMSTAD @ MISERABLE PYRE IN KENTON, NORTH PORTLAND, OREGON

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I AM THE INTIMIDATOR IS A FANTASY BASED REIMAGINING DETAILING THE FINAL DAY OF DALE EARNHARDT'S LIFE.

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